Privacy Policy

Pointless Paul’s Privacy Policy (Beta Version)

(Not too serious... yet!)

Welcome to the first iteration of Pointless Paul’s Privacy Policy! We’re still figuring things out, so while this policy isn’t airtight or bulletproof, it’s definitely heartfelt and a little funny. If things get real later, we promise to tighten it up like a penguin in a tuxedo.

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What Data We Collect (If We Can Be Bothered)

1. The Basics:
   Your name, email, and the general vibes you give off when visiting our site.
   (Don’t worry, vibes are totally untraceable. For now.)

2. Stuff You Share:
   If you buy tokens, send us a question, or join the cause, we’ll collect the info you hand over willingly. No bribes involved.

3. Techy Stuff:
   Cookies? Maybe. Log files? Sure, why not? It’s 2025—this is standard internet practice. But don’t stress—we don’t have a cookie jar big enough to hoard anything nefarious (yet).
    

What We Do With Your Data (The Fun Bits)

1. Make You Feel Special:
   Your info might be used to send you updates, thank-yous, or occasional memes.

2. World-Saving Stuff:
   We use your support to build EcoEcho, measure hexagons, and make the planet a better place. Your data? It helps us shout louder about how cool that is.

3. Zero Dodgy Business:
   Selling your data? Nah, that’s as pointless as Paul.
    

Who Gets to See Your Data?

• Mostly us.

• Maybe a trusted third party if we’re collaborating to save the Earth.

• Definitely not any shady overlords.
   

Your Privacy Rights (Fancy, Right?)

You have the right to:

• Ask us what we know: Spoiler alert: probably not much.

• Tell us to delete your data: Easy peasy—just email us.

• Demand cookies: Sadly, we can’t bake you chocolate chip ones.
   

Security (Or Something Like It)

We’re like a hedgehog: small, prickly, and mostly harmless. Your data is tucked away safely, but since this is version 0.5 of the policy, maybe don’t give us your deepest secrets just yet.
 

Future Updates

If this policy ever needs to grow up, we’ll let you know. For now, consider it the of privacy policies.

Questions? Comments? Complaints?
Email us at privacy@pointlesspaul.com, and we’ll get back to you faster than you can say “hexagonal grid of ecological awesomeness.”

Thanks for trusting us (sort of)!

— The Pointless Paul Team
Where privacy is important...ish.